February 2012
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My Poem 2012
So, we’ve got a poetry competition at school, where we can write about anything. Please let me know what you think. Here goes… THE SOUTHBANK I could easily spend a whole week just sitting on the Southbank Watching all the people, all these strange characters, walking about, with places to go, but somehow lost amongst the grey, coldness, but irresistible charm, of this strange...
Feb 22nd
July 2011
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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One of my favourite jokes.
Someone said something to me today which reminded me of one of my all time favourite jokes (of which I have heard many). Forgive me if you’ve heard this one, or indeed made it up. Here goes: John is housesitting for Dave while Dave is on holiday. One day, John calls him up and says ‘I don’t quite know how to tell you this, but your cat is dead. It just fell off the...
Jul 19th
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June 2011
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Jun 27th
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WatchWatch
A clearer view of the rude food names.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
May 2011
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MY VERY FIRST SHORT FILM!!! →
This is my very first short film ‘Seasons Of Raoul’. I’ll let you know when you can vote. REBLOG!!!
May 1st
Please Click On Me To Watch My Brother's Very... →
May 1st
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April 2011
10 posts
Apr 28th
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“There is no requirement for the actors to be funny. On the contrary, there is no...”
– Alan Ayckbourn-The Crafty Art Of Playmaking.
Apr 28th
Apr 23rd
Funny
I’ve just come out of the Odeon West End. I was seeing Arthur. It was one of the lamest pieces of cinema ever witnessed by these aegies (pronounced A-GEE-ZE. Meaning eyes) of mine. Literally, I paid £12.00 to sit in a dark room, with an annoying 10 year old behind me, kicking my chair and an audience of imbeciles, for 2 laughs. Yeah, that’s right, 2 LAUGHS!!! Which I then realised that...
Apr 23rd
WatchWatch
andynyman: This is the beautifully designed V&A rotating sign outside the museum’s tunnel entrance. Deceptively simple & elegant, I love the way your brain completes the letter A. Lovely.
Apr 23rd
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“Worry is like a rocking chair. It’ll give you something to do, but it wont...”
– Glenn Turner
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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March 2011
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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The Conversation Macaulay Culkin Had Every Day... →
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
Poem
We had to write a poem for a competition at school. It could be about literally anything, so of course the first thing that springs to mind for me is Rymans. I love Rymans. You got a problem with that? Here it is. Rymans Robert Harris walked into Rymans. He needed a pen. An orange pen.  An orange felt-tip pen. It was for some colouring in. He was colouring in a picture of a carrot. He was...
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
ListenBeautiful.
Mar 25th
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February 2011
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Feb 24th
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Feb 14th
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Toronto
I have had an amazing week. ‘Why?’ I hear you ask? Oh, you and your questions! Well, let me start from the beginning… (insert blurry, twinkully flashback music here) It all started last Monday, when Me, my sis, and my dad went to Toronto. My mum stayed here as she isn’t very well at the moment, but we only went for a couple of days. Anyway, as we have green cards, we had...
Feb 14th
January 2011
8 posts
Blog 1
Hi everyone, How are you? Good? Good! I’m ok. Slightly miserable week, but ok! Thanks for asking! Nothing really happened this week. Some good T.V though. Glee was very sad, and I’m absolutely hooked on Tool Academy. It’s awful, and I acknowledge that, but it’s so entertaining. Having said that, why did Joe go 2 weeks ago? He wasn’t even a tool, his girlfriend just...
Jan 26th
Listen up y'all
Ok, major change of plan. I’m basically gonna blog anytime I like. Otherwise I know I’ll forget on a Friday or a Saturday. There we go. Now that wasn’t that hard was it?
Jan 23rd
So True. Absolutely Hilarious. →
Jan 22nd
Wow →
Jan 22nd
Wow
This is incredible. What my blog name is about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk
Jan 22nd
Hey Again
Ok, new idea. Every week, I want you to email me any questions (preferably funny ones), and I will try to answer them as best I can. Now go to sleep.
Jan 22nd
Important
Ok, change of plan. Every Friday there’ll be a vlog rant, and every Saturday, there’ll be a blog post. Happy now.
Jan 22nd
Hi Everyone!
Well hello! Didn’t see you there! I’m new to blogging, so go easy on me. I usually find them quite pretentious, but I’ve been told I should do one, so I did. I tried to start a vlog a while back, but it sort of failed, and it turned out to be one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but then 3 weeks in it just felt a bit depressing and pointless. Occasionally, I’ll attach a...
Jan 22nd